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I stumbled across  an awesome love quotes collection while randomly surfing and I was quite pleased. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..

Here are some interesting selections that I really liked:

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute. What am I, a microwave?!  (BEVERLY MICKENS )

Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face, Careering along through the boundaries of space, The question has frequently come to my mind, If ever I’ll gaze on thy glorious behind!  (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

John: ‘I don’t believe in love.’ Chris: ‘So what are you looking for?’ John: ‘Love.’ Chris: ‘You just said you didn’t believe in love.’ John: ‘Well I don’t believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one…’  (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! (MARYON PEARSON )

When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt. Do not have sex with the authorities! (From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY’S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING)

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night Then on Sunday pray for crop failure (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’  (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe!  (JACKIE MASON )

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell (JOAN CRAWFORD )

By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.  (DOROTHY PARKER )

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